What’s the weirdest/strangest occurrence you’ve had with a client/pet parent?

We have this one client where we have never once met his wife in person, and we were joking around one day saying “what if he doesn’t have a wife and what if he’s pretending to be her?”

Which got us thinking; what’s the weirdest/strangest thing that’s ever occurred with a client/pet parent? I’m talking like CRAZY crazy.

At our old salon, we had a client repeatedly ask for our groomers’ pee and/or dogs’ pee to pass a drug test lol