"RUGBY FOR JESUS CHRIST!"

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My son is 4 years 5 months old and a GLP. He's conversational now, but still falls back on scripts sometimes, especially when he's upset.

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He goes to a religious preschool and does rugby at school, and somehow these two things have combined into the greatest script of all time.

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Whenever he's frustrated, he'll suddenly yell:

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"RUGBY FOR JESUS CHRIST!"

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...and I genuinely can't get over how funny it is.

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Today I was explaining that all of his toys weren't going to fit into his backpack. He stared into the middle distance, stomped his foot, and shouted:

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"RUGBY FOR JESUS CHRIST!"

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I know I should probably be redirecting him, but honestly, I'm still laughing. 🤣💀

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Posted Jun 13, 2026, 11:28 PM UTC

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