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Phippsy771

A Happy old couple walk into a restaurant

Walks into a bar

And the old happy couple says to the waiter:

“We will have a bottle of wine please.”

Waiter comes up and asks “what year?”

The old man says “this year, preferably tonight, we ain’t all got forever you know.”

Posted Jun 13, 2026, 11:28 PM UTC

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