Got bit so he's mine now?

I met a stunning Tegu today who was getting a little too friendly so when I moved, it scared him and he bit me. Does that mean he's mine now?

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I'm kidding! (And by friendly, I was sitting on my heels and he was trying to push into my crotch. I thought he might not want to be there but apparently I was wrong!)

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Totally my fault. Don't blame the cutie! I would still bring him home if I had room.