40 [M4F] #Glendale - I have this crazy, wild fantasy of eating out a woman on a pool table. Wanna play?

Did I mention that the pool table is in a bar, during opening hours?

Kidding, of course, and I'm aware that this is pretty tame as far as kinks go, but something about the soft green felt, dim lighting overhead, and a woman's legs draped over my shoulders as she's lying on said green felt is very arousing. I think those cheesy 80's "sexy" posters are rubbing off on me. Next time I'll be asking to eat a woman out on the hood of a red Lamborghini.

Coincidentally, or not, my neighbor decided to leave me his pool table when he moved a few months ago, so I conveniently just happen to have a pool table at home . Although, it is outside on a patio, not in a crowded dive bar unfortunately.

This little fantasy would combine 2 things I love: playing pool and pleasuring a woman. We can do one, or the other first or both at the same time. Play pool, go down on you, go down on you, play pool, or to make it fun I can taste you before or after every shot. Bonus points if you can actually play and aren't just using it as an excuse to get my tongue into your pants.

If you absolutely hate pool, but want to be eaten out anyway...... I'm probably not the guy for you, but I'll make an exception just this one time.

I don't need any reciprocation, I probably get more satisfaction from giving you pleasure than from my own anyway..

The boring" about me" section:

•5'8

•150 lbs

• blonde/blue

•very DDF/hygienic

I'm in Glendale and ideally would host if we're going to actually "play" on the pool table, but a hotel bed works too. I'll just have to buy some pool table themed blankets.