31[F4M] #online - fair maiden seeks a knight

F4M

hear ye, hear ye.

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a fair maiden seeks a tall knight.

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not necessarily one with a shiny helmet and a majestic horse, but bonus points if you own a good jacket, know how to start a fire, and have the confidence to order for the table at the tavern.

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i am looking for someone to join me on quests of questionable planning and excellent storytelling. someone who will take the scenic route, and not harass a maiden for wanting to exit through the giftshop at roadside attractions.

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i like old things. old towns, old books, old castles, old songs that make you feel like you are standing dramatically on a cliff somewhere. i like road trips, wandering around with no itinerary, feats of physical strength like sword fighting and jousting.

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seeking a knight who is funny, curious, and has a little bit of mischief in him. someone who can match my energy, keep up with my random side quests, and doesn’t mind when i say “hear me out” before suggesting something completely ridiculous like driving my 4x4 carriage coast to coast on dirt roads.

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bonus points if you:

enjoy wandering into old towns with no real plan

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would choose sleeping in the hedge over a night on thy couch

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have a sword

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or a horse

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can build a fire and also apologize when you are wrong

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believe a good playlist is essential to any faire or feast

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if you think you are brave enough, tell me your most legendary quest. extra points if it involves a dragon.

Posted Jun 13, 2026, 11:39 PM UTC · locked

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