I am the leader of the ones they call crazy because I lead myself straight to the water that one must drink to have everlasting as I drank it all in and let it consume me to the point where it’s all I know and all who I am

Nah brah you were crazy when fired that gun thinking if you shoot into an occupied dwelling that nobody would get hurt

I’m going to have to intervene, that’s not crazy he’s just stupid with only 2 brain cells

Old celly here, some call me Chad when I’m bored because I’ll cheat at cards just to spice things up a bit. He can’t read in between the lines yall read. He’s slow or something. Definitely was way out of place when he was in prison. Nobody to relate to. Just worked out, read, played cards some chess. Then supposedly became a pretty good hacky sack player

Literally whatever he decided todo he was obsessed with it all day everyday

Working out the same way

Horse shoes the same

Soft ball the same

He could play with himself until others were ready

To try and take on the champ, cocky and arrogant that fucking prick. I remember when he sucked at everything

Couldn’t throw a horse shoe to save his life, got them big arms for nothing

Ran so slow I could pass him walking

Whatever he set his mind to he wouldn’t stop until he became the best on the yard

Imagine on pizza day when Jon bought a large pepperoni pizza and it’s been 2 years since he had pizza

The short black kid who was literally the fastest inmate on that yard 2 weeks ago and earned all the prizes and recognition for it

Should’ve seen that kids face when 6’2 220 Jon solid muscle goes cruising past him while kids at full speed and was first out the door Jon had to pass 50-80 inmates

Basically Jon was a 5th gen Camaro going 144 when his top is 155-159mph and the black kid is maxed at 80mph

About blew his engine trying to even challenge or keep up

Kid said what the fuck why weren’t you out there on race day ( I told him I had actually trained for the endurance one because I had a rival I didn’t think I could beat his time, I had visitation that day. I chose my family over the ego boost)

Jon choked in the championship match for horse shoes

Softball he actually took the second rate losers and placed them where they needed to be. The one time Jon has ever went for a home run instead of making sure to get on base in the 2 seasons he played out there ( which means the outfield is playing it close and behind them is wide open )

Jon smacks it for an up and over instead of his typical line drive

It looks pretty so Jon is slowly jogging to first

He can’t believe it. When it mattered the most he played his cards perfectly and caught them slipping, they never knew Jon practiced so he could place the ball wherever he wanted. They would call it luck never skill

The ball is coming down 2 strikes and one run for the win

Oh fuck run forest!!! Run it hit the back fence run you stupid fuck run!!!!

He’s coming up on 3rd and my 3rd base coach says stay the crowd says go

And I’m gonna be the hero, the one who took the lops and got them to a championship

Jon tries to act like a Taurus but when he smacked the catcher his body bounced off him like a Gemini and put a hand and a foot on home plate

Jon gets up knowing we just won with an infield home run hit. As he’s knocking off the dirt and clay mix the catch gets the ball and tags me

The ump who was paid to make sure the other team won

Called me out

I remember thinking we were Oklahoma county overflow together you lying deceitful POS and I thought you were a fair ump. I should break his fucking leg and force him to tell the truth and give my team what they earned fair and square

Make me look like a fool I’m gonna make you cry in public and show everyone your nothing but punk ass bitch

Then I heard the crowd start hating and saying bad call

I felt seen and not played. The truth was known and that’s a win in my book

No I never had a close friend

Kenzi was the closest I ever felt a real connection to someone

When she did what I never thought possible or even conceivable by her

I had to see the truth, not day goes by that I don’t wish I would’ve gotten to know who she really is