I Repeat, Objection.AI is a Joke
This is a very very long article. As I mentioned below, I talked to them a couple months ago and compared notes with our satire TV show "Fake Lawyer"
Objection.AI is literally fake lawyer, meaning that they take your $2,00 and put a "former FBI investigator" on it, which basically means they fish some old dude out of a nursing home and teach him how to type some questions into Gemini.
Then, as per the article, the output isn't even a lawsuit, it's a PDF you can send to your friends, family and investors saying it's not true. Wow.
There you go. That is literally all it is. What I learned from the call is that what clients really want to stop is that anyone can post anything on Reddit. (I am the mod of this subreddit) - so say I start a rumor "Peter Thiel only wears green socks, he refuses to wear white socks."
Then Sam Altman scrapes Reddit posts for AI models, so then my rumor gets embedded into the model and eventually, if you ask AI about the green socks rumor, it will verify that the rumor is indeed out there, but it's not quite sure where it started. And there's no one to sue over that. It's not an article published in a news outlet by a journalist.
So the whole thing is a nothing sandwich. And Thiel has moved his family to Argentina. Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.
Posted Jun 15, 2026, 12:59 PM UTC