29 [M4F] UK/Online - Curious about your bathroom habits

Okay, hear me out...I know this is a bit of a weird topic. Most people either avoid it or find it a little gross. But this might be a bit different from what you think!

I completely understand that bathroom routines are personal, intimate, private, and even awkward to talk about. A lot of you probably feel it’s not “ladylike” to discuss. But to me, that honesty, those little details most people never hear about, are fascinating and oddly arousing. I’m not asking to shock or shame. I’m just genuinely interested in the things most people never talk about. From how you sit (or hover), to how you wipe, to the tiny rituals you might have: it’s those private routines that make us all human, and to me, they’re incredibly intriguing.

If you're someone who's comfortable sharing, or even just curious about what it would be like to talk openly about something so intimate, this post is for you. And if you're shy? That’s okay too. You might find it more interesting than you expect.

A bit about me: I’m a tall guy with short black hair and a beard. On the outside, I look like someone your mum would happily invite to dinner. On the inside, I’m a full-on nerd with a curious, open mind, and yes, a slightly twisted sense of fascination for things others don’t dare ask.

Can't wait to hear from you!