24 [M4M] constant friend

Hi. Looking for online friends because apparently my brain produces too many thoughts daily and I need someone to dump them on 😔

About me:
certified yapper: 24; 5’6”; average; good catcg; into anime and horror: can go from deep life talks to absolute kanal humor in 0.2 seconds: randomly sends cursed thoughts, and “what if” scenarios at 2am: emotionally attached to fictional characters, medyo (super) bastos din, so into NSFW

Honestly, I’m mainly just looking for someone na pwede kong sabayan ng katoyoan. Kahit ano — random chika, conspiracy thoughts, anime recs, horror stories, life updates, or just sending “uy gising ka pa?” messages.

Preferably someone who:
madaldal din
hindi dry kausap
hindi judgemental sa weird thoughts
may sense of humor pls 😭
Taller than 5’6”
Older than 24 or around the same age

If you think we’d vibe, message me your height and age and a bit of intro too