29 [M4F] #Anywhere - Seeking a co-pilot for questionable life choices

Act I: We meet for coffee. I accidentally order the most complicated drink on the menu (triple-shot oat latte with caramel drizzle) just to look sophisticated, but immediately burn my tongue and ruin the act.

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Act II: We take a walk, debating important topics like whether pineapple belongs on pizza, or if socks in bed are a crime against humanity. You win every argument, mostly because I let you. (Mostly.)

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Act III: We hit a bookstore “just to browse,” but leave with three bags and zero shelf space at home. On the way back, we get caught in traffic and I attempt to sing along to the radio. You either join in or put in headphones, no in-between.

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Finale: We realize we’re not meant to live glamorous Netflix-series lives... just two slightly awkward humans trying to eat too much ice cream, laugh at dumb memes, and figure out how to fold fitted sheets without summoning demons.