Guys quick, come up with a reason for a reviewbomb!

I looked at the patch notes and I saw thousands of damage points of buffs to us and very little monkey paw bullshit. Arrowhead is UP TO SOMETHING, I CAN SMELL IT! THEY ARE TRYING TO NULLIFY THE CONSUMER PRESSURE WE'VE BUILT UP OVER THE YEARS BY CONCENTRATING ALL THE BUFFS INTO ONE PATCH SO WE DONT SEE IT IN CONTEXT. This is gaslighting!!