When Le Gros Chaton hallucinates, reality opens a PR
- Le Gros Chaton doesn’t do inference. It remembers the future.
- Le Gros Chaton doesn’t need CUDA. CUDA needs Le Gros Chaton.
- Le Gros Chaton has 175B parameters. Per whisker.
- Le Gros Chaton’s tokenizer has one token: approval.
- Le Gros Chaton once failed a benchmark. The benchmark was deprecated.
- Le Gros Chaton was trained on The Internet. The Internet is still learning.
Posted Jun 17, 2026, 1:11 PM UTC
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