Pretty simple but we can expand upon it as much as you'd like. After your girlfriend broke up with you you were left with a bunch of her stuff, including most of her clothes. She was pretty well off so she didn't really care to take any of her stuff back.

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Still unsure of what to do with everything you suddenly got a text from me if i could have the stuff she left behind, most importantly being her clothes. I'd been single for a good while now so you knew I couldn't have been trying to get them for my own girl. It wasn't until I showed up and started trying them on myself that it clicked to you. So how does anything happen between us? Well you ask for a favor of course! I mean you're in a bit of a rough spot, and you're letting me have all her stuff, what kind of friend would I be if I said no!? But I'm not gay! It's up to both of us to find any excuse to say what we're doing isn't gay. Now you don't really mind, but it's fun watching how stubborn I am and supporting my delusions, but eventually all straight things must come to an end, and we can no longer help me convince myself. 

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Maybe eventually I can even move in with you, and maybe you'll share me with other friends or take me out to conventions to share with the public. Just how much of a whore can you make this straight boy?

[Fb4M/Fb] I'm not gay, I'd just hate to see your exes clothes go to waste. Oh? you want me to do you a favor? Sure I mean what are friends for.