If you’re not vetting Me, you’ll never find the hidden treasure.🪎🏴‍☠️

Within My About Me posts, you’ll find a set of coordinates.

Those coordinates will lead you to a lockbox in the Caribbean. You’ll need to charter a private jet, as there will be significant competition.

Inside the lockbox is a map. Follow the map until you reach a tree bearing the inscription:
“7 feet north. 15 feet east. Dig a hole precisely 12 feet by 9 feet.”

Within that hole, you’ll discover a combination lock. To decipher the combination, you’ll need to return to My Reddit and socials and carefully study the available materials.

Once solved, DM Me the code, pic of the opened lock and AV for further instructions.

Should you instead message:

“hi”

“hey”

“hello”

or any other low-effort introduction,your phone will self destruct. Had you vetted Me properly, you’d have already ascertained that I have many booby traps. 🪤💀🗺️