My Son's Appetite
My son has quite an appetite. He works out a lot. Usually around 1-2 hours a day. He's a big man. Sounds amazing until you see your grocery bills and spend hours cooking every day haha.
The thing is, he does everything big. He never dips his foot in, he just jumps in.
So, take last week. I might have played into a bit, but I wore a nice dress, heels, and an apron while cooking. I like dressing up honestly. I'm prepping some homemade turkey chili and rice for him and he comes home, smells the food , and goes "no way!"
It's one of his favorites. I make a lot of it a whole stock pot full because he eats a lot and I like to have some to put in the freezer. So I was stirring it all and he comes up and hugs me from behind and starts kissing my cheek knowing he's about to feast.
I love that sort of thing haha. So I swat at him and laugh and he just throws me over his shoulder and I wasn't upset by it I was just like "wait! Turn it down to simmer."
So, he did. Then he promptly carried me to the bedroom. I know it's about to happen so I start untying my apron and dress and he throws me on the bed and I start slipping out of my clothes. So does he.
We do our thing haha he finishes and falls off onto the bed and this asshole just says "I'm so hungry" so I slap him again a few times and I'm like...what an ungrateful shit hahaha
Anyway I get dressed finish dinner and we eat, and he is snarfing it down and he says "you're the best" and I'm like "don't you forget it"
And I watch him enjoy one of his favorite meals. It was a good time.
Posted Jun 22, 2026, 5:57 PM UTC