(TW: hypnosis) New Friend

Good evening! Tonight seemed like a good time to introduce myself, for those out there i haven't met and hopefully make a nice impression. I dont want to bore you, so queue up your favourite spiral, and listen carefully.

We all know you're independent, need no man, career ascendant

But so much hard work leaves a mark and plenty of stress, you need a release even you must confess

I'm here to help and here to listen, unload your burdens to me so I can see your eyes glisten

You can tell me anything as a total stranger, your secrets being shared bsolutely no a danger

Your thoughts, your feelings, your hidden desire, let's agree to have a man v woman ceasefire

Because sometimes you just need to rest and relax, or maybe your idea of fun involves more of a climax

Either way wouldn't it be good to switch off your brain and for a while not think? Let your eyes glaze over and all your silly problems shrink

And the more you listen the more you sink, let my voice carry you all the way to the brink

Your suspicion and inhibition are fading, replaced by naughty thoughts pervading, aren't I just very persuading?

I'm a stranger, just the right amount of danger, but you're so pent up and need a mind changer

Reach out and talk, no topic or desire will make me balk, nothing would make me happier than to help you stop feeling so blue

So tell me your fantasy without resistance, let me enjoy your entire existence, your total surrender is my subsistence

Now you've heard my argument's thrust you know I'm someone you can trust, with your hopes and dreams and curiosity and lust

I'll be your new best friend, your dark admissions I'll commend, I'll even encourage you to further descend,

But you know I'll see it out with you to the very end.