TRACKMANIA WAS CREATED WITH THE SOLE PURPOSE OF PISSING ME OFF

Hello, you have read the title of the document, so you already know what this is about.

This may seem like a crazy idea with no basis in reality.

But I have proof.

Everything started on April 30, 1945, the day Adolf Hitler died and World War II effectively entered its final chapter. While the world celebrated the end of one of history's darkest periods, something far more sinister was being set into motion.

Max Hérold and Martine Adrienne Suzanne Dolorès Dupuis would eventually have a son: Pascal Hérold.

To the average observer, Pascal Hérold appeared to be a normal human being. But evidence suggests that from an early age he was already working toward a single objective:

To make the Weekly Grand Track as annoying as mathematically possible specifically for me.

At first, this sounds impossible.

How could a man plan to annoy someone who had not even been born yet?

The answer is simple: long-term planning.

Over the following decades, world events unfolded exactly as required. The Cold War. The rise of the internet. The creation of video games. Every event moved humanity one step closer to the creation of Trackmania.

Some claim that events such as 9/11, the attempted assassination of Donald Trump, and the death of Charlie Kirk are unrelated historical incidents.

I disagree.

The probability that all of these events occurred before I played the Weekly Grand Track is 100%.

Coincidence? I think not.

Each event altered the timeline in subtle ways, ensuring that the correct people met each other, the correct technologies were invented, and the correct sequence of events occurred to eventually produce one specific Trackmania map capable of ruining my evening.

Finally, after decades of preparation, the plan reached its conclusion.

The Weekly Grand Track.

The corners were awkward.

The gears were terrible.

The checkpoints were placed with malicious intent.

The bots drove lines apparently discovered through communication with higher-dimensional beings.

At that moment, everything became clear.

World history had not been unfolding randomly.

It had been carefully orchestrated by Pascal Hérold for over half a century with one purpose:

To make me lose 0.274 seconds on a run and finish behind a bot named "Kevin_42".

But the evidence does not stop there.

Skeptics will ask: "Where is the connection?"

The connection is hidden in the dates.

Consider the very beginning of the operation.

Hitler's reign effectively ended on April 30, 1945.

Just one day later, on May 1, the chain of events leading to Pascal Hérold's existence began.

One day.

A seemingly insignificant delay.

Decades later, another suspicious event occurred.

On July 13, 2024, Donald Trump survived an assassination attempt.

Most people saw this as a major political event.

I saw something else.

The number 13.

Why?

Because if you take the number of times I crashed on the Weekly Grand Track and divide it by the number of clean runs I completed, you get 13.

Coincidence?

Again, I think not.

Then there is Charlie Kirk.

According to official sources, Charlie Kirk died on September 10, 2025.

September 10.

Same month, but again, ONE DAY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HIS DEATH AND 9/11

The odds of two important events happening one day apart are approximately 1 in 365.

This means there is at least a 99.726% chance that Pascal Hérold was involved.

AND WHAT DO YOU GET BY TAKING 99.726 OUT OF 100?

0.274.

THE EXACT TIME I LOST ON THAT RACE.

Furthermore, the attack on Trump occurred in Pennsylvania.

Trackmania contains tracks.

Both words end with ania.

The evidence is overwhelming.

At this point, a reasonable person must ask:

"How many more coincidences are required before we accept the truth?"

The answer is simple.

One.

The Weekly Grand Track.

The final piece.

Minecraft. 

The last 2 updates of minecraft have been

1.20 - Trails and Tales - 2023

1.21 - Tricky Trials - 2024

TRAILS? TRICKY? TRIALS!?

ALL OF THESE MAKE SENSE IN TRACKMANIA!

"But why?" You may ask, "Why go through all that trouble just to piss you off?"

That's easy, IT'S OBVIOUSLY TO THROW ME OFF BEFORE MY FINAL EXAM SO THAT I FAIL AND DONT GO TO HIGH SCHOOL.

Because if i did, i would invent a cure to cancer WHICH WOULD PLUMMET MEDICAL STOCKS TO THE GROUND.

The operation that began with the fall of the Third Reich, passed through decades of carefully engineered historical events, and culminated in a single objective:

MAKING THE WORLD A WORSE PLACE BY PISSING ME OFF.

I demand a public apology from Clovis I for making France a thing, and by doing so creating the worse thing known to man. Trackmania weekly bots.

Some people will read this document and call me insane.
Those people are exactly who Pascal Hérold wants you to listen to.