34M Florida Looking for my next best friend.

A lot of you really hate introducing yourselves. You leap off the top rope with existential questions and other shit.

Lets play a game. Imagine you're in real life and then .. Or do it in real life. I dare you. It'd work on me, I have a very inviting face and sometimes my feet get heavy but you'll see me inching towards an escape, but other people? Would tell you to get fucked.

And they should.

Just fuckingf say hi. my name is John Bigsock. Or something. and a hobby or two. YOu ain't gonna convince me you're the friend of my dreams with a fucking random existential question you fucks. Just. I triple double dog dare you to just say hi. TEll me you got a milf mom or something. Single. Tell me you are a fisher person. Fisherman. Fisher.Man. Fisherperson. is there a gender neutral fisher person word? hmm. I'm gonna field work this one. collab with me. Fisherperson. I am an inclusive sort of guy. I'll sweep anyone off their feet. Provided I like them.

Blacksmiths get top priority. Especially if your love language is crafting legendary items for your friends for christmas. Birthdays or because they need an inventory upgrade.

I am a warrior/ Ranger build. High dexterity, intellect, strength. I do need to work on my throwing knives skill tree though, I feel like thats an inevitable part of my ranger build. even though I can just use a bow. my midrange is just archery again. I can do long range and I'm quick enough to just draw and shoot my bow. I mean. FOr an average target. Like I ran some tests this isn't like some random bullshit i made up. i just don't want to

edit the footage and upload it. its annoying. thats what stops me from uploading more sick as fuck stuff. I want to get some ducks. And put them in a basket and take them on an advennture. and maybe a pet pig. A baby pig. They're too cute. On par with babies for me, easily. baby. pet pig. I'm choosing pet pig. I'll leave that baby there for.. the wolves or whatever.