They literally want to turn the internet into a permanent, government-mandated sleep paralysis demon

It’s a personal fuck you to everyone who thinks "it's just a quick selfie to protect the kids".

No, it's not.

Forcing teenagers to scan their actual faces and upload biometric data just to access a safe space online is fucking dystopian.

They are corporate stalkers.

They want to watch over you while you use the internet, trace your digital footprint, and turn anonymity into a crime.

If database leaks happen, passwords can be changed. But your face? Your ID? That shit stays compromised forever.

To every politician and normie who voted for this: you didn't protect anyone. You just locked us in a digital cage and handed the keys to corporate servers. Absolute clown world.