I need to beat my father

Does anyone know any ridiculously good ways to make bacon, my father said to me “son, I love you, but you will NEVER make better bacon than mine.” And I said in response “I can, and will.” Small problem, I can’t cook if my life depended on it, I can barely work a stove, can make eggs, bland bacon, and pretty good French toast. Please, oh god help, I wanna get into cooking, and I also wanna rub better bacon into my fathers face so I can prove I can make better bacon, or really any recipes please, I need EXTREMELY beginner friendly recipes, basically cooking for dummies :D