Left-handed rant

I'm sure there are others who have experienced this, but I'm just annoyed and want it out in the universe. I requested a quote from a company for left-handed tools and they said that they don't offer specific left-handed dissection scissors (I searched specifically for left-handed tools on their website) and the person told me that they make tools for "universal" use. We have their "universal" use tools and let me tell you, if you round up to 100% from 90%, sure, that could be "universal", but for the 10%, lefties, they do not work. The torque required is unbalanced and I end up pulling at skin instead of snipping through skin. I'm trying to minimise mouse damage.

Anyways, I'm sorry, I'm just miffed. If anyone happens to be left-handed who has advice other than, "just be right-handed during surgery", I'd love to know.