A formal, deeply humbled apology to McBean Law PLLC (I GOT APPROVED!)

I am a man of my word. I made a bet with the folks in my lawsuit group that if I got approved today, I would come on here and publicly apologize to my legal team. So here it goes:

To McBean Law PLLC... I am sorry. I spent weeks cursing your names, calling you incompetent, pacing around my room, and absolutely losing my mind. I was a professional hater. I thought the system was completely broken, I thought nothing would work, and I didn't believe in you guys for a second.

I was wrong. Your motions too strong, your lawsuit too good, your legal team baddies too bad.

I have never been happier to lose a bet in my entire life. Time to go get a drink!