PSA to people asking for tips

I'm going to write a program that will scan this sub for people asking for guaranteed bets ("I have $100 give me 2-3 picks that’s make it atleast 200", etc)

It will then find a horribly illiquid market that the person knows nothing about, place a sucker's bet into the market, and propose the other side to the person as a total guarantee with the most ridiculous reason ever ("My cousin's friend's sister's husband is the guy who makes the balls for the world cup! He's inflating all of Uruguay's balls with helium! Put $100 on Uruguay to win by 4.5 goals!")

I will take the person's money as my fee for having to put up with this idiocy.

I'm not worried about tipping anyone off, because none of them actually use search or read past history.

You have been warned.