Sausage

Two men are sitting in a bar one says to the other, "You know looked in on my neighbour last night and you know what she did she took a sausage and placed it in a hole in the living room floor"

"That's odd."

"Yeah thought so too was fixated anyway then she takes off her knickers squats down on it and rides away until she orgasms" "Wow ok that's hot.. Hey I wish was that sausage lol" "You know I'm going to give it a go'

A few days later back at the bar

"So did you get your end away ?" "Well it went like this snuck under her house and waited until she'd placed the sausage in the hole then i pulled it through and substituted my cock"

"Wow you crafty old c*nt" "Yeah well everything was going fine until there was a knock at her front door and she tried to kick the sausage under the couch"