A family of cows

I overheard my gf and her friend Giselle in my apartment in the early hours of this morning after a girls night out. Both of them sounded tipsy.

Giselle: I was literally telling every guy who approached me to share at least one fun fact. I was like... if these thirsty motherfuckers think they can collect random pussy with low quality pickup lines, then I might as well use them to actually learn some shit.

Girlfriend: And? Did you learn some shit?

Giselle: Hmmm... OH. Did you know that buffalo are part of a family of cows?

Girlfriend: I think you mean cow family.

Giselle: Is that not literally what I just said though?

Girlfriend: No bitch. You said family of cows.

Giselle: Same difference.

Girlfriend: Babe. Listen. I'm about to mansplain. I know, I know. Ew. Cringe. But hear me out. Cow family is not the same as a family of cows. Cow family includes like all fucking cows since the beginning of cow fucking. A family of cows implies one specific family, hence the "a" in "a family of cows." It's like saying mommy cow and daddy cow adopted a baby buffalo or some shit. Am I making sense?

Giselle: MoOoOo.

Girlfriend: Okay cowgirl.