Aizawa finds the "rules to the 1-A polycule"

NSFW just in case for a joke about sex.

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Aizawa is looking down at a notebook like it's made of human skin and flesh. He found it on a routine inspection of the common areas of the class' dorms.

"What's that Shou?" Mic asks, uncharacteristically quietly.

"A notebook..."

"What? One of midoriya's quirk analysis notebooks?"

"No... It's far worse." He hands over the notebook.

"Let's see, Rules and Regulations of... The... 1A... Poly... Cule..."

"Yeah."

"Welp, let's get to reading."

"Wait, isn't that like... A huge privacy violation?" Midnight asks, her tone showing she already knows the answer.

"Well, I think the mayonnaise incident last week justifies it."

"Read away."

Mic opens the book.

"Rule one... Keep Izuku and Katsuki separate on cuddle nights, because they'll either- dear God- they'll either start fistfighting or blowing each others backs out. Either way broken bones will be involved."

"Oh my God..." Midnight's tone is an odd mix amused and horrified.

"Rule two. Remember, the person who gets extra slices on pizza nights is cycled through us by seat number, don't pretend to forget and take extra when it isn't your turn, or you'll take the Hellfrost Walk.

*Reminder note from izuku: the Hellfrost Walk is when Momo creates a long, shallow pool and it gets filled with water, shoto cools it just above freezing and the punishee has to walk through the length of the pool."

Mic inhales, knowing this'll be a long afternoon.