35[M4F] Illinois - I need your help to provide some early morning relief so I can go back to sleep.

What can I say?  I have been suddenly stricken by a bout of awakeness  at 5 am and I need some help from you all out there to help me relieve it. I want to sleep in. I have been trying hard to ignore it but it is so difficult. So now I am awake and would love to talk to someone or text. So, do what you do best and help me with this issue. Tell me a sexy story, tell me what you do with your body, or tell me what you would do with yours. 18+ please and females only. 

Some things about me:

*Great beard and great body

* Has a way with words and can tell a pretty good story

* Can keep the conversation going