I'm looking for a ***Full Stack Developer to Audit and Fix*** a (probably) 90% complete AI Aggregator SaaS. You'll have to check the Subscription/Billing flow, Message counter and limits, basically anything that screams "I'm gonna ruin your life even more." *I'm not looking for Vibecoders or "I became a full-stack developer in my sleep, Martha!" types.*

**Tech stack is** Next.js, Typescript, Supabase, OpenRouter API for Models, [Polar.sh](http://Polar.sh) for subscriptions and Vercel.

**Current Situation:** Previous Developer (read: Inexperienced vibecoder) nuked the entire database and was using AI to write all the code, including responding. You'll have to audit that code and see if it's at least functional or if it needs fixing or a Salem witch trial.

**Requirements:**

* Experience with Subscription logic + Billing flows
* Usage tracking per user (rate limits, counters, quotas)
* AI/Openrouter API orchestration (model routing, cost control, limits)
* **Can write your own Sentences, DM's and Responses to other Humans without AI.** Yes, this is a requirement now, I've gotten way too many DM's and Responses that were literally written by ChatGPT!
* Does not considers "leveraging AI to problem solve" means "Relying on ChatGPT to code and explain how webhooks work, so I can call myself a Full Stack Developer with a Github account." There's a difference between the two. A Big, Gigantic, Humongous Grand Canyon Sized difference!
* *Can code even if AI becomes sentient and goes Skynet 2.0*
* *Must be a Real-Life Human who also happens to be a Full-stack Developer! (Extra-Terrestrial beings are given high priority but no preference!)*

**Optional Requirements:**

* You, upon hearing the word "Vibecoding" experience a not so nice visceral reaction.
* You like writing code or cry while writing code but do it anyways and know what you're doing (at least half of the time)
* You test things before going live. Like Webhooks, sandbox accounts. Basic stuff. Stuff that I don't have to google and test at 12 am to make sure I won't be getting sued for or will make me go even more broke. (I'm not sure if you can go more broke than this but I don't think I want to find out)
* **You're an In-Denial Gambler or a risk-taker, preferably both.**

**Budget:** $40 in seed money, two slices of a cold pizza, a handshake, a bunch of stubbornness and a cat that likes eating and sleeping. (No, you can't have the cat!)

**Payment:** Can't pay upfront, therefore I'll give you a *payment of $500-4000 once this generates revenue (Negotiable, or You quote after the Audit).* Or *we can do a Revenue share (also Negotiable) OR Both, payment and a Revenue share if you're interested in a partnership as a Technical partner* either way you'll get a friend who doesn't replies on time (Me!) and a cat (that absolutely doesn't cares about you or me), plus a pizza occasionally sent to your home and a handshake! (No, the handshake is a one time deal only!)

**Note:** In case you're thinking "*Well, this sounds like a terrible deal!*", I completely agree with you. It *is* a terrible deal, like have you even seen my cat? He eats all my food, wakes me up at 2 am to give it more food and somehow gets into even locked rooms! The cat literally just decided he lives with me, I didn't even get a choice in the matter!

But just so you know, the SaaS/Site has been tested as BYOK first and there were 400 users before the previous "Developer" (read: Vibecoding scammer pretending to be a senior Full Stack Dev), nuked the database. So there is a chance of it working out.

**If you are interested (or you just don't have anything else going on) DM your Github, Portfolio or any relevant projects you've worked on.** *You know what? Just DM some proof so I know you're legit, who even cares about a portfolio at this point.*

*You can check out our non-functional site here:*

***Site:*** [https://panthox.com/](https://panthox.com/)  
***Discord:*** [https://discord.gg/5UhSdyxNjR](https://discord.gg/5UhSdyxNjR)

**About our Team:** Our team is currently consists of two highly qualified and specialized people. One is a self-employed unpaid human male (me), and second is my unemployed (and employed when he feels like it), food-eating, womanizing male cat (my colleague, also known as The Cat). I am the Founder and currently also the Recruiter, Lead Developer Vetter, and Database Grief Counselor of a not yet incorporated company. My colleague holds the titles of CMO (Chief Morale Officer), Head of Quality Napping, and Director of Food Assurance.

**P.S:** If this doesn't works out, my next post will be about a Job site that helps Humans take over AI jobs. Will also be recruiting developers for that, if interested you may reserve a spot to be one of the lucky few(probably unpaid) **developers who can help build a site that helps humans take over AI jobs or helps you find a Job/work without wasting months**. Budget TBD, but statistically speaking it has to be better than what we're working with here. Probably.

**P.S 2:** You may also DM if you just wish to Chat, Complain and Vent about not being able to find a job/work or are interested in becoming a Technical Partner in this dumpster fire with me and my uncaring colleague.

Looking for a Real-life Human Full-stack Developer to audit a codebase $1k-4k (Legendary Species, may be difficult to spot!)