41 [M4F] #Ontario - kinky creative redneck oddball looking for the taboo kinky love of my life

I mean I guess the title speaks for itself. I want my forever person. Someone to love and adore and enjoy the twisted fucked up adventure that’s life with. Someone, if you’ll forgive my vulgarity, who would be my Goddess-Slut, to be worshipped like a deity and fucked like a whore.

I obviously need someone weird and quirky because I absolutely am and I’m confident normal people wouldn’t enjoy my company much. I genuinely don’t have a list of physical criteria, I see beauty in all shapes and sizes and don’t have this specific vision in mind of anything. What matters is you. Be affection driven, because I’m overly cuddly and constantly touching. Be sex positive and kinky, because I sure am, with weirdo taboo kinks and all that shameless hedonistic fun. Be communicative, unfortunately I am not psychic… Hell I’m utterly daft sometimes and rely on talking and conversation so we can be the best partners for each other. Be your own you, I am not looking for an accessory. Be prepared, I fucking babble about shit only I would find interesting and if you let me I will never shut up and just go on more and more and more and get all worked up and excited about it… perhaps keep a ready supply of tranquilizer darts… not for me… for yourself… you might need them.

I can prattle off my interests and favourite topics, but we should save some stuff to talk about. That and I don’t think it’s about finding a hobby friend. I think it’s more about taking note and supporting and being there for what makes the other happy. That said, some shared tastes are always important. I like a lot of eastern foods, trying new things, exploring other cultures, I’d say that’s important to have in common. I love all cultures and peoples and am always fascinated by anything I can learn. So if you’re a racist or think you have the one true god of absence thereof, we definitely will not get along. I may be an aging degenerate redneck weirdo, but I ain’t no fucking fascist. (There I got all that’s important about politics and food taken care of in one rant, go me!)

I’ll shut up now, I’ve babbled sufficiently for you to decide if you’re crazy enough to see where this goes or sane enough to say “this fucking guy? Nooo…”. But if you are that cuddly, kinky, open minded weirdo that can ride with this old mad man, please do reach out! Come on… hurry… don’t make me poke you with a stick!