Small Cock Sunday

I had a fun surprise meetup with the past yesterday. I'm thankful for you like-minded pervs because no one else will get this.

Yesterday my wife and I attended a party at a bar. Shortly after we got there Jake entered. He and my wife went to college together, and we haven't seen him in years so it was a big surprise. Since I know my wife's past, I know that they hooked up for about a month. And I know that Jake has the smallest cock of anyone she's been with... like maybe 3 inches and as skinny as a sharpie.

A few minutes later, into the bar walks Emma. We know Emma through different circles. She is there solo, but I know about her husband Otto... my EX-girlfriend used to date Otto and said he had the smallest cock of anyone she's been with... when I asked how small, she held up her pinky finger and said "this might be generous."

So I spent about a half hour talking to the guy with the smallest cock my wife has taken AND the wife of the guy with the smallest cock my ex-girlfriend has taken. Neither of them know each other, or know that my cock is bigger than both of theirs combined.