Best BJ Ever

This came from a conversation with a Redditer following a discussion on AskRedditNSFW.  The question was something like, Of all the things someone did, what was the most unforgettable? The people in the chat did not see my full explanation to my response, just the teaser.  It was “Unexpected BJ from an older lady.” The OP reached out to ask for details. Here is how I responded.

It’s a really long time ago, back in my twenties. An older guy I met via the old bulletin board systems asked me to come video him with his FWB. I know, it already sounds fake, but it happened back then. No phones with cameras. This was an old school VHS camcorder.

I was supposed to just watch them play and record. I was like a regular Steven Spielberg getting all these great shots.

Anyway, they had finished round one. The old man was getting his mojo back. As a side note his penis was very large compared to mine.

The lady asked me if I wanted to join. I politely declined. I’m embarrassed to say, partly because she was very unattractive but also because I was embarrassed at how big his penis was and how small I was.

She then came over and tugged on my jeans. She took the camera and handed it to the old guy.
She said nobody turns down a blow job.

So I dropped my jeans and underwear to my ankles and sat back on the bed. She pushed me down so I was laying there with my legs over the side of the bed. Shoes still on.

She may not have been pretty but her mouth was magic. I was hard as a rock and her skills were magnificent. But I told her I had never cum from a BJ. The old man laughed and said that there was a first and it would be in about two minutes.

With that she took her finger and put it in her mouth. I was no longer worried about the size of my dick. With zero warning, I didn’t even know it was a thing, she slipped her entire middle finger up my hole.*

It was like magic. There was no two minutes. I lasted maybe twenty five seconds if I’m giving myself credit.

I came so hard and it felt like I shot ropes for a minute. I couldn’t believe it. I had never experienced anything like it.

She pulled her finger out and got up and walked to the restroom to wash up.

I laid there just in shock and when I looked over at my old friend he was fully erect ready to fuck her for round two.

I stood up and my legs were like noodles. No, I never fucked her and if I’m being embarrassingly honest, I made an excuse about having to get home.  These older more experienced people just chuckled and said thanks for the video.  

I had a copy including the video of my experience but it was long ago destroyed.  Sadly.  

*I realize she violated me and some could consider her unexpected finger an assault. I’ve never felt any animosity towards her and perhaps I’m wrong, but I’d gladly appreciate her finger again. This is in no way an approval of people who perform acts on men or women without consent. In my case, I think the lady involved knew I would be okay.