37 [M4F] - How to Eat Pussy

Earlier today, a lovely Redditor gave an almost perfect bullet point of how to give a blow job and I have thought about it all day.

I love eating a woman out, and so, in that spirit: my personal approach to eating out a woman you love (or matched with … or maybe even shouldn’t be with at all and that’s the whole fun of it.)

1. Take it slow.

There will be time for sex. She’s of course already into you, enough at least to let you trail kiss down her neck, a gentle tug on her earlobe. This is about the anticipation. The way the petals of a flower emerge before they bloom. Move your hands across her back, palm the cheeks of her ass, trace her spine and draw circles around her breasts. Hold the underside of one of her breasts, let her nipple find your lips, suck it into your mouth, flick the nub with your tongue. Firm, strong motions. Reverse course. Bit gently, as if it’s something fragile. Do this until her hands find your hair. Look up at her. Hold her breasts in your hands and tell her you love her. Tell her she’s such a good girl. Tell her how beautiful she is. And when she squirms and laughs and makes other sounds of discomfort and denial, pull her pants down as you descend to the floor. With your tongue, draw a wet line from her knee the gusset of her underwear. Kiss the center of her crotch, linger there only so long as your warm breath meets the aching heat. Kiss her thigh. Kiss her other thigh. Play with the waistband of her underwear.

Make a noise. A deep breath in. Inhale the scent of her and let her know that it’s the meal you’ve waited for.

You’ve taken your time and in-so-doing, you’ve taken her.

2. Make it wet

As you kiss around the crotch of her underwear, stick your tongue out and lick hard against the material. One long, firm stroke of your tongue. The cotton will taste musky and dry. She’ll arch into your mouth. She’ll ask you to take them off. Make a whimpering sound about it. THAT’S when you pull on the waistband, draw them off of her. Discover the ruined gusset that she’ll clean later, over a sink, rubbing the material together, flexing her thighs closed as she remembers this, remembers you, remembers your hot breath meeting her pulsing lips for the first time.

Don’t dive in immediately. You’ll want to, I know. Give it a second. Look at it. Smell that smell you’ve been craving. That taste you haven’t been able to get rid of all day (all week!) Tell her it’s beautiful. Stroke yourself looking at it. Just a few strokes is fine. You don’t have to gawk. Just give a few seconds time to how special this moment is.

Draw every bit of saliva you have in your mouth to your tongue. Lay it flat at the opening of her slit. Move it slowly, in one very long, wet arch up, up, up her parting lips. Only when the tip of your tongue meets her hooded clit do you stop. Don’t get too greedy! Kiss it gently. Suck on her labia. Drop a bit of saliva over her clitoral hood and draw another long slow lick over her pussy.

Do this one or two more times. There will be a time to be fast. Be slow now. Linger longer and longer at her clit.

Place the tip of your tongue at her clit and move it from side to side over the top off her clitoral hood. You’ll feel it growing almost like a dick in a pair of tight jeans. Massage the root of it with the tip of your tongue.

Here is the most important moment. Wait for her to push her clit onto your tongue. She’ll lift her hips or push down on your head. She’ll make your tongue meet the tip of her clit. She’ll need it.

If she doesn’t, repeat the process. A long, slow lick that lingers there, a rubbing of your tongue at the top of her clitoral hold. Over and over until you can feel her hard, pulsing clit.

3. Fingers and hands.

As a man, I’m always trying to work with my hands. When it comes to eating pussy, some men feel that it’s a hands of activity. Some are rather hands off. I think it’s best to stay firmly in the middle of things.

Whenever I’m feeling like she might be a bit overstimulated, I rub my own cock. I like make sure she can hear the slapping of skin as I stroke it. An extra sense of pleasure that is someone else’s pleasure.

Still, I think it’s nice for her to feel your hands on her ass. Pinching her nipples. Holding her back up and drawing her into your face.

Eventually, you’ll want to stick your fingers into her. Do this only after you’ve begun to lick her clit for a period of time. And do it only when your fingers are soaked in saliva and grool.

Despite the internet making you think every woman squirts and that you must dramatically pulse your fingers into her like your trying to dig for clams, you should be firm and begin slowly, increasing speedily only as she seems comfortable.

Again, your dick is going to be inside her soon. Your fingers are just really not the main event. What you want is for her to cum and to cum HARD. To do this, you’ll focus on her movements. If she wants your fingers to accompany the stimulation on her clit, arch the
Upward and find that soft patch just inside her pelvic bone. Reach to the back of it and let your fingers draw in a come hither motion over the spongy surface. Press, with another hand above her pelvis.

If she responds to this and wants it, pull away from her clit. Tell her she’s such a good girl. A dirty slut, really. Tell her she looks so hot like this, when she can’t hardly speak, when your fingers are pumping in and out of her.

Pull them all the way out. Don’t fuck up her orgasm but let her want it. Make her taste herself. Ask her if she wants to cum. Tell her she looks so beautiful when she begs to cum.

Place your wet fingers on her clit and make tight, fast circles over it until she says your name. Slip them inside her, find her g-spot against, move them fast and firm, faster, faster, faster. Suck on her nipples. Whisper in her ear. “Cum for me, baby. Cum for daddy.”

When she cums, smile at her.

4. Play with her clit

It’s so sensitive. SO so sensitive. Move your tongue gently from side to side over her exposed clit. Don’t flick it with your tongue. Not yet. Just get her comfortable with the wetness. With feeling of having it played with. Think of it like this: have you ever had a woman pull your cock out and just go to town rubbing the tip of your cock? Especially after you’ve just cum? The way that it feels explosively painful? — avoid giving her that feeling. Think of this part like a set of hot wet lips on the tip of your cock. That trail of drool the tongue moving slowly around it.

You’ll know when she’s ready.

And she is, you’ll start to strum. I’ve always heard circles, but it’s never worked like that for me. It’s always been either a side to side motion or an up and down motion and I find every woman to like a different rhythm and different pattern.

Do not … look at me .. do not write the abc’s with your tongue.

Suck on it for a bit and flick it up and down. Pull your face slightly away and do it. Sink your face deep in her and do it. Listen for her to tell you what she likes. She’ll start to arch her hips into you. When it’s really time, she’ll say “faster, yes, yes, just like that.”

5. Make her cum

Don’t stop. Don’t fucking stop. Can’t breathe? Literally no better way to die. Keep going. Faster. Don’t stop. Hold her thighs. Pull her into your face.

You’ll literally feel her clit pulse, the wetness around her lips pour over you.

Run your hands over her newly sensitive skin. Slow and loving. Pull yourself up to meet her with your pussy soaked lips.

Spit on your hand and rub your hard cock, let it sit over her pussy as you lean into to kiss her. As you ease it into her. Fill her up.

This is how to eat pussy.