How many have married into a crazy family and what are some of the best stories?

Just interested because I know I’m not the only one. My wife is amazing and I ask her regularly how she’s so “normal.” Her siblings are all crazy. BIL is constantly in a mess (over 50 years old) and always blames everyone else. Needs some type of help at least twice a month (borrow money, borrow a vehicle, tow a broken vehicle). SIL is an entitled princess bitch that expects everyone to worship the ground she walks on. Older siblings are all total crazies (former drug addicts, alcoholics, etc). MIL has stage 6 dementia and has to live with us because hubby died and left her with nothing. I could go on, but want to hear other people’s stories!