[M4f]Welcome to Gentle Farms!

Since the passing of the Human livestock act of 2011, demand for cow* and bull* milk has exploded in demand. Gentle farms provides all of your human milk products at our state of the art, ethically managed farm facilities!

Our grade-A cow milk is produced by only the finest A-grade cows. Every cow has passed our rigorous grading process and receives the highest quality care, 18-26 and never overbred. Our happy cows enjoy nutritious bull milk-enriched diets, the best medical care with only limited USDA-approved hormone usage, and at least 120 minutes of free roam pasture time a day - more than double the industry standard!

Innovations in milking technology means that our patented milking stations ensure high yield with minimum discomfort!

Over 90% of our current stock are bred in-house or from other ethical livestock providers. As always our debt relief livestock indenture program offers extremely competitive rates, call for details. We can offer no comment on the baseless rumors about missing women turning up at as farm animals, and any resemblance of missing persons to our current livestock are purely coincidental.

Also available for purchase: BC graded milk at lower cost, as well as frozen bull milk (only intended for use with human livestock). Lower graded (but still high quality!) cows and bulls may be available for sale depending on inventory.

Get your Grade-A ethically sourced human milk today!

Cows come to us from all sorts of backgrounds - there are our in house cows, who starting at the age of 18 have been trained and cared for many years and are well adjusted to their life here. Sometimes small family farms have to sell their cows to us, girls that have already undergone their transformation into a milkable cow but may be unused to the environment and demand at a large farm like ours. Then of course there are those that come that still need to be transformed into proper cows. Maybe they considered themselves 'normal' women previously, but our philosophy is that you were always meant to be a cow and just needed the proper guidance to discover it. And whether those women came to us voluntarily or... Under other circumstances, we are prepared to handle them. Which of those categories do you come from?

Of course no matter where a new cow comes to us from, the first step on the process is to be given a grade. It's an important step, as your experience may differ depending on what grade you receive...