[m4f] need to lose my virginity stat

Looking to lose my virginity this week because I'm turning 40 in a couple weeks and I'm not sure if I could live with myself after that happens..

I'm 5'10, about 265 lbs and have a decent sized package. Not into overweight women, must be sane, and drug and disease free is the bare minimum.

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