[M4F] You: Modern American College Girl / Me: The Barbarian King In Your Dorm Room

Hail and Wassail, wench.

Hrothgar am I, Otar’s son, and this half of the room is my province. I quaff me a lordly drink of cider and cinnamon stick- let us thank Emma, our RA, for her bounty of the farmer’s market on Thursday! Drink deep, for I’ve horns aplenty and the hotpot tires not.

The hutch? What of it? Hrothgar hates to sleep on the furnishing of other mens’ labor! ‘Tis kindling on the quad, split like a troll’s skull by Hrothgar’s axe. I claimed a futon from the girls on the second floor, and these warm skins bear sweet dreams of war that men find not in synthetics.

Three rules hath Hrothgar for his warband and dormmates alike. First, he must sleep when he is drowsy and wait on no one’s permission. So snuff the lights an hour before midnight. Second, he dries by the east wind and no ragged towel may burnish his flesh!

Third: when a silver torque is on the doorknob and a maiden cries within, she is in no distress. Find you some other diversion, and knock not upon this portal!

Now, I bid thee welcome! Heft not your bags, but Hrothgar will make short work bearing them from your car!

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What do you mean “not a co-ed dorm?”

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Hi DPP, this is a ridiculous(ly fun) prompt about the oversexed fantasy barbarian lord who is your college roommate. Yes, you are a real-world college girl in North America, today. And yes, he is an actual, in-the-flesh warlord who carries a medieval weapon around campus. He is not from North America. He isn’t even from Earth.

Do you constantly deny that this is happening? Do you just kind of shrug and go with it?

Can you help from falling for him?

I don’t understand it any more than you do. Let’s figure it out together.

I’m an experienced writer who’s happy to GM and eager to hear what kind of story you enjoy.

I’m a man who loves writing (and reading) smut. I like humor and tension in a scene. I like a strong mix of writing where both the story and the sex get a lot of care and attention.

But most importantly, I like talking with people who are good writers or roleplayers and have a strong sense of their characters. Bonus points if you really know what you want to see. I consider it a challenge to meet high expectations or address specific kinks. I love a good challenge.

If you're interested, let's talk. PM me first and we can sort out which platform to use (I use Reddit PM but prefer Discord). Happy to talk!