Savory birthday dessert recommendations?

Birthday coming up and birthed person does not like sweets. Looking for savory dessert recommendations and creative ideas for what we could turn into ”cake.”

Ideally something i can get from a restaurant/store and not something i need to make from scratch.

I’ll accept both real savory dessert options (dessert cheese?) and fun ideas (ex: put a candle in a burger, etc).

Thank you!