Not sure how to end it? Try these:

Dignified: “Hey — I’ve been sitting with this a while, and I think we want genuinely different things. You haven’t done anything wrong; we’re just pointed in two directions. I’m grateful for the time we had, and I mean that. Take care of yourself.”

Scorched earth: “I’d say it’s not you, but we both know I’d be doing you a kindness you have not earned. You peaked during the parking-lot argument — genuinely your finest work, real range. I’m keeping the playlist.”

Confusing poetry: “You were the comma in a sentence I no longer wish to finish. The fish are asleep but the harbor remembers. I am returning your hoodie and the version of myself that fit inside it. Keep the air fryer; it was always more yours than mine.”

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