What would your team's hypothetical equivalent of PG Brown or Luka Trade?

Watching the trades this year makes me wonder if my own team can do any worse. What hypothetical trades can your team make will bring out the pitchforks and torches in your fanbase.

Mine would be trading Jalen Brunson and 2 FRP for the corpse of James Harden. Even for Trae Young, Leon Rose would be KOS