I LOVE PAN HANDLERS

If you ask me for a dollar, I LOVE YOU.

Why yes, of course I want to keep working for you and give you money. Why shouldn't I work my minimum wage job FOR YOU while you choose to sit on the street, not lifting a finger to pick up trash, or look for work (like any of the million under the table labor jobs around here), or literally do anything to bring value to the community and society around you?

Please keep doing drugs, please keep begging, please keep leaving your lovely poop surprises.

What I love even more is all the other people like me who support this, because we're too inept to understand that it's not circumstances, or lack of opportunity, or lack of resources, but that you just choose to not lift a finger and simply want everyone else to support you.

God forbid you do anything of any actual value. Keep choosing to do you fellas.