I figured out the bizarre Celtics-76ers trade (it’s all the Knicks fault ).

Aside from the crowning of our NY Knicks as NBA Champs (and NBA Cup champs) and the crowning of the a Cleveland Cavaliers as the NBA Analytics World Champions, another title changes hands this offseason. that title was the NBA dirtiest pile of S*** award. In a stunning upset, Victor Wembanyama turned full heel in the NBA finals and stole the NDPOS from multi time reigning champ Joel Embid with his historic NBA finals performance. Wanting title back, Joel demanded the front office acquire the one player in the nba who could teach him a technique so dirty, it would be guaranteed to win him back the NDPOS for the 26-27 season. Therefor the 6ers went and acquired the master of the nut grab, Jaylen Brown. Brown will now spend the summer working with Embid, teaching him the nuances of proper nut grabbing technique. after a full season of practices undoubtedly involving grabbing every player in the roster, Embid will be ready to reclaim his title by the time the ‘27 playoffs roll around. Wembys reign might be over before it even began. if the Knicks didn’t destroy Wemby so badly in the finals, he may never have stopped so low and the leagues nuts would have been better off for it.