Hey, Shelby

You remember that time I walked in your house and told you theyre going around asking people about how youre being sent in to try and hook up with people and told you about to keep your momma out of trouble? Then, you remember how you sat there for 45 minutes talking about how you were going to punish me if I decided to keep your momma out of prison and help you?

You remember how you were little when all that happened and then finally after like an hour you got it through your head that I was trying to help you and im keeping yall out of trouble for Literally THIS shit you do because its either you DONT be a piece of shit and punish me if I help you or ill go put a stop to it right now

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You remember that whole conversation we had where it was explained to you that im trying to help you keep your momma out of trouble and id SURE appreciate if you dont go say I did something I didnt do if I decided to help you instead of putting a stop to this b.s.?

Nah? You dont remember?

Its cause you were 10 and I was very clearly trying to hook up with you so badly that I put it off and made you stop talking about it for 10 years huh?

Hey, you remember how i walked in there and told you that people are sick of this b.s. and theyre literally trying to bust you for it and im keeping your momma out of trouble so id appreciate if I you could maybe NOT be a disfusting pos and punish me for helping you?

Nah? Its cause I was so clearly trying to hook up with you huh?

You're literally retarded..

I literally walked in there and gave you a heads up that theyre asking people about this cute little thing you do where you say everyone does some disgusting stuff to a child they dont do?

You remember how the 2 options were you either dont be a pos or I walk out there and put a stop to it myself cause im not going to sit here and be punished for helping you messed up ass people?

Nah? Cause ashton told you its cause I wanted to hook up with you huh?

Honey, the ONLY reason your momma and you DIDNT get in trouble for this b.s. already was because I literally was protecting your stupid ass. I am literally the SOLE reason your momma didnt go to jail for this b.s.

I know..

You should decide when youre 10 to be a disfusting piece of garbage and punish me for it..

I literally walked in your messed up ass house and told you and your momma to stop this bullshit cause theyre investigsting the shit.. And you literally punished me for going and telling the people asking that no, you WERENT sending children in to hook up with people.. You know.. Cause I was protecting your damn momma like I asked you to please not pull this stunt and do this messed up thing you do cause im trying to help you..

Im sure I was the problem though for sure. Now. Go back amd let me do it again.. Your dumbass is so stupid it was explained to you over and over ajd over and the entire time you were sitting there talking about how you were going to say i did disgusting things to a child I didnt do.. While I was literally standing there keeping you out of trouble for the shit..

Im sure you at 10 and ashton had it all figured out though. For sure.

Hey, by the way.. I literally walked in your house and kept your momma out of jail and separated you 2 cause youre both too damn stupid to stop doing dumb shit as im sittint there telling you theyre investigating you for the shit..

Youre welcome for keeping your momma out of trouble.

I know.. Maybe send your cute little friend in.. Obviously not to give me a good time or anything to thank me for doing that... But because you WANT to do this disgusting shit so badly that I literally walked in there and kept your momma out of trouble for it and youre punishing me for it by doing the very damn thing i asked you to please not do. You know.. Since i was trying to help you and all..

Hey, you remember how i told you 45 times that I was helping your momma and to not do this?

Yeah man.. It was either you dont be this disgusting piece of garbage you are or I can walk out there ajd put a stop to it now but id rather yall just dont do this.. I mean.. Im literally standing there telling you theyre asking questions about the shit becsuse you cant stop pissing people off and doing this dumb shit..

I figured.. Well...we can try to work witb you messed up people who im literally standing here keeping out of trouble for saying people did disgustinf things they didnt do.. Or.. I can go tell the people asking that you do this b.s. and save myself the trouble..

Silly me.. I tried to work with yall and kept your momma out of prison... As i was literally saying its dumb and i should walk out there and out a stop to this mess cause shelby is CLEARLY literally retarded and cant comprehend the fact that im trying to help..

Can we go back and do it again? As i said.. I want to help yall, but im not being punished for it by this disfustinf shit yall do..

The shit i did shelby.. because you and your momma are TOO DAMN STUPID.. What i did kept yall out of trouble for this b.s.

Youre welcome.. Go punish me for it some more.. I literally kept your momma out of trouble for this shit while you plotted to punish me for it..

Hwhaha. Its funny right?

K...let's go back and do it again shelby..

Since, you know.. Obviously what REALLY was going on was that when you were little and trying to hook up with me and i kept telling you to not worry about it until youre older.. Obviously I was NOT wanting to NOT talk about this disgusting b.s. with a little girl and I was obviously NOT putting it off 10 years in the future so I DIDNT have to hear the disgusting stuff..

Obviously what I was doing was wanting to hook up with you in 10 years when its legal. Huh shelby?

Now, hey.. Youre a dumbass. I literally walked in there and warned you and your mother theyre trying to bust yall for this crap and ive been asked about it and was MULTIPLE times.. And you said itd be funny to say I did disgusting things to a kid I DIDNT do after I told you to not worry about any of this when you were sent in to do the thing i was keeping your momma out of prison for and you were trying to hook up with me..

I mean.. Its so very clear that im full of b.s. and youre the smart one here..

Hey... i literally walked in your house and told you theyre trying to bust yall for this crap..

You should do THAT very thing and punish me and say i did something I didnt do.. Cause, you know.. Obviously I was trying to hook up with you and that was clearly what was going on at the house I walked in to and decided for some reason not to snitch on you for this crap if you DIDNT go do the disgusting thing you love to do so much that im aitting here telling you theyre asking around about..

IM SURE it was me.. Im SURE i was the problem.. Huh shelby?

I literally walked in your house and kept your momma out of prison and just like you did the entire time the conversation was taking place because youre literally retarded.. Youre there chomping at the bits to punish me for it..

I mean.. The options were you can NOT be a disgusting piece of garbage or i can tell the people asking that youre doing this b.s. and put a stop to it.. Silly me for asking you if you would plrase not do the cute thing im here trying to keep you out of trouble for that you do if I be nice and help you.. It was either that or you can do this crap and ill go put a stop to it now.. I figured id not snitch and asked you if you'd please not punish me for helping you.. You know, since it was literally up to me if your momma gets in trouble for this b.s. or not..

Im SURE I was the problem though.. Huh?

I literally kept you and your momma out of trouble for this b.s. and asked you to please not punish me for doing it and youre so damn stupid youre here punishing me for doing that..

While claiming I was the problem..

Shelby..

Again.. I literally walked in your house and told you theyre literally interviewing people about this because everyone thats evet heen around you has done somrthing to you and you can either not pull that stunt on me if I help you or I can go put a stop to it.. Because this shouldn't even be a conversation that has to be had. But, youre REALLY atupid and as I was literally sitting there trlling you im keeping your momma out of jail, you were literally talking about how you were going to do this crap..

Hey, by the way.. Me and me being there is the ONLY thing that was between you and getting in trouble for this crap.. Silly me decided to be nice and help you knowing full well you were going to punish me for it.. As i said.. I should walk out there ajd put a stop to it.. but yall are promising me this wont be a problem and id rather you know, NOT snitch on you for it.. You know.. In exchange for you NOT being a piece of garbage to me to thank me for doing that..

Now.. hey

Get your story straight darling..

Youre literally punishing me for keeping your momma out of prison for sending you to do the disfusting stuff you do becsuse you already pissed off everyone thats ever been around you and they were literally trying to put an end to it.. I chose to give you the chance as you literally sat there talking about punishing me for it by pulling this stunt.

You're welcome.

Lets go do it again... Im noy giving you a chance this time.. Why the hell would I br nice to you so you can do this b.s. to me? Dude.. Im literally standing there telling you to stop this bs because theyre literally investigating it and you and your momma don't even have a system to put a stop to it because you just do the crap.

Tell me again.. What was it I was doing honey? Youre punishing me for what that you decided when you were 10? Explain it in detail please.

Cause youre literally a dumbass and youre punishing me for keeping your ass out of trouble for this crap. Because you just do the dumb things people tell you amd when someone told you itd be funny, you did it..

Hey... Youre there because theyre literally trying to bust you for this.. You and your momma are too damn atupid to NOT stop doing this crap as theyre literally trying to bust you for it and im here trying to help you so you can turn atound and do this b.s. to me as a thank you for doing it..

Youre literally stupid..

I literally am the SOLE reason your momma hasn't been in trouble for this b.s. your dumbass is punishing me for it..

I mean...As we can see. Youre clearly not smart enough to listen to what im telling you.. You should definitely do the disgusting stuff you did while thwyre trying to investigate you.. I mean.. I was trying to keep you from doing that cause you and your momma are.too stupid to stop it.. But, whatever man..

You were 10. You got it all figured out..

Youre literally punishing me for walking in your house and giving you a heads up that theyre literally teying to bust you for this crap..

Youre so smart shelby..

Im SURE it was whatever you said happened though. For sure..

Hey.. Yourr welcome for keeping your momma out of trouble. Go punish me more for it. Not like it matters if thwte what really happened anyways huh? Becsuse it literally is..

You should go say I did something I didnt do to thank me for it..

Youre literally retarded and you just do whatever people tell you.. Yeah man.. I kept your momma out of trouble for this crap and return asked if you could please not do this to me hecause of it..

And you did.. Thats quite literally what took place there..

THAT is how messed up yall are..

Go punish me for keeping your momma out of prison some more honey. Not like what really happened matters.. Youre just going to make up some b.s. anyways..

Theres your bs honey. I kept your momma out of prison because of this crap.. And asked you to not do this to me if i did..

And here we are.. Thats quite literally what happened and its not hard to figure it out by the story i juat told..

Well.. I helped you.. Youre welcome.. Go be a pos to me for it why dont you..im sure 10 year olf you and ashton got thr world all figured out.

Hey, by the way.. You were told to NOT do this by the way.. It went great until your little buddy that manipulated you in to all this came along and told you to do this crap.

Hey by the way.. I literally kept yall out of trouble for this crap and in return youre not supposed to do this to me as a thank you for that