Older BWC looking for the perfect pet to control and use

The title says it all, I need a filthy, obedient pet who wants nothing more than to give up control. Turn off your brain and let me decide your life, its really better that way don't you think? Oh wait, you don't need to think, that's why I'm here...

Introduce yourself and tell me why you're the one I should take the time to use.

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