My stupid, stupid hair.

I have wiry fluff on my temples and can see my forehead through the center patch on my head now. I can't pin back the fluff, can't wear my hair down (too hot and muggy), can't chop it all off and still resemble a female, I'm just stuck with this stupid, stupid, wiry mass of what used to be enviable thick curls. I finally understand why balding men freak out and wear baseball hats or run off to Turkey.