Accidentally said “I’m Stroking it” while referring to masturbation at work
So I (36 M) was at work (I am a barista) with my AirPod Pros on and my cute (25 F) coworker asked me what I was doing. I was masturbating (as many of you may know, masturbation is a popular activity invented before 9/11). I was distracted by Julian Casablancas sexy-ass voice, so I asked “What?” And she repeated “what are you doing.” I stammered and said “I’m stroking it” and laughed cuz I thought it was a cool joke. Stroking it, like jerking off haha. She looked at me weirdly and said “what” and I said “I’m masturbating, haha, I’m stroking it. Not like the Strokes band thing, I dont do that at work.” And she said “Okay haha.” So my question is, do y’all think she thinks I’m cool and funny? I heard a lot of Gen-Z likes masturbation and funny people so I think I might have a shot with her
Posted Jul 4, 2026, 6:38 PM UTC