[WP] For the past two years you have pretended to be a French exchange student at the new school you transferred to to impress people and pick up girls. Today the principal announced, "Everybody please welcome Pierre, our _second_ exchange student from France."

You were feeling pretty confident with the charade until today at assembly, when the principal made a special announcement:

"Everybody, please welcome Pierre, our _second_ exchange student from France."

Then, pointing at you, "Hugo, please help our new student feel at home."