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👉 5mg 👈

This morning everything seemed to not go my way - I dropped my toast, stubbed my toe AND poked my finger in my eye. It was a sign of things to come.

I started my first 5mg pen today after doing 2.5mg for the last month and felt very confident about it like “yeah, I’ve got this now.” Reader: I did not, in fact, have this.

My hand slipped mid-injection and I managed to both inject into my skin and spray a respectable amount down my leg.

Anyway… RIP to the missing milligrams. You were not forgotten, just poorly administered.

Next Sunday I will be approaching this with the confidence of someone who has not been humbled by a plastic pen.

Posted Jul 5, 2026, 12:32 PM UTC

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