[M4A] Moms' Medicine; Dick Dates for their Dorky Sons

In the days leading up to the mainstream popularization of mothers organizing 'penis dates' for their 18 year old sons, a scientist found herself stuck in her attempts to wrap her mind around her findings. She had to weigh the realities that she had discovered a very real correlation between androgenic development in men and exposure to erect penises. It seemed as though threesomes and gangbangs were vital parts of male socializing, though even simple mutual masturbation was enough yield the desired hormonal results.

"Doesn't that make sense?" A friend of hers considered the topic. "That to just BE in one's penis would make a man more virile? And thus more... male?"

This was easily said, but both women had adult sons at home. They were virgins. Socially awkward and reclusive. The mothers themselves couldn't say they might've lusted after them when they were young. One couldn't help but become aware of the sad cliche of thoughtful, insightful, successful women who produce mediocre fruits. A more important question then revealed itself:

Had they failed as mothers?

It wasn't that a young man needed sex to be successful. But looking closely, there was a noted lack of a certain hard, robust, phallic energy. Something 'real' men basked in during their frat initiations or while swinging their penises around in locker rooms.

Wasn't it sad that they were routinely masturbating to porn... alone?

Weird idea, anyone wanna explore it together? Multi paragraph writers only, please. All kinks are welcome.