You have ruined eating out with family for me

Have fun playing house in Waffle house or sum shit cus that is all you can afford to feed with your new house member now. Lol. Each one of you is fucking pathetic and ( barring the 400lb blob of alien fodder) look like yall have scurvy but I guess that makes up for the extra weight that your car is carrying now. Is your shitty broken car even able to carry that weight or is it about to turn into the junk that you had the audacity to show up with on a date ? I feel hate and then pity for you because the next years of your life will be feeding a red haired ogre because " responsibilities" or whatever oh and breathing in her blue waffle ridden stink from down there every time she lifts up her leg the size of a club. .

The fact that I let you even touch me is genuinely repulsive, it would have been better to let a Teletubby stick it in.